double hockey sticks

i have never been to Hell. but i hear that it is...

as hot as a summer’s day, beach sand, boiling water, fresh pizza from the oven, a sexy woman, a sexual act.

as hard as a complex math probelm, concrete, froozen earth, a tough video game level, an old fruitcake, escaping prision.

as funny as a great joke, a practical joke, your favorite comedian, an accident that happens to a good friend.

as stupid as a dumb joke, an idiot person or idea, a bad movie, a bad plan of attack.

as crazy as a wacky idea, a nutty joke, an insane person, a fancy computer altered movie, ...mostly anything now a days seems to have the possibilty of being as crazy as hell.

as strong as steal, a safe, a muscle man.

as weak as a lame premiss for a story, brittle wood, a bad hypothesis.

as rad as a cool skateboard or bike trick.

as cold as a blizzard, a popsicle, the water at a pool, lake or beach at times, a mean person who has hurt you.

all in all, Hell sounds like a really unstable place. i'm glad i don't live there. i wouldn't know how to dress for one thing- a heavy coat and shorts? i dunno.