a rare topical attempt

this is the only time i will make a micheal jackson joke:

micheal jackson announced today that he will have no more sleepovers at his home, the neverland ranch.

which means, i'll have to get so drunk that he'll HAVE to let me stay the night.

at least he won't have to slip any wine in my can of coke while i play with bubbles.



joke rating = lame