i don't want to be an Oscar Meyer Wiener

oh boy! i won a contest and today i actually got to go inside the Oscar Meyer Wienermoblie.

and you know what, it's true. it's filled with nothing but lips, assholes and rat shit.

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okay, okay. that was a super bad joke, but i did see the Wienermoblie today. it makes me wonder, when are they going to come out with the civilian model. i mean we can get a Hummer now. *Zing*

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okay- yes, another shitty joke. but seriously, do you think the Wienermoblie plumps when it gets hot enough outside.

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oh man, i'm sorry. i can't seem to stop. i mean, do you think the driver of the Wienermoblie feels uncomfortable whenever he or she drives the vehicle through a tunnel?

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wait, wait. do you think every time Oscar Meyer has to buy tires for the Wienermoblie, they can only get them in packs of 8.

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oh my god, these are horrorible. but hey people, if Oscar Meyer were to make motorcycle versions of the Wienermoblie, would they be called Cocktail Wienermoblies? and what would the gang be called, the Hell's Franks?

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oh, i have to stop. these are getting really really bad. but hey! under the hood of that there Wienermoblie, you think instead of a Fuel Injection Manifold, it's got a Hot Beef Injection Manifold?

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okay, i'll stop now. but this was fun. it's fun to be lame. thus, i'm opening it up to everyone. comment back with your lamest Wienermoblie joke. i'll actually reward the Wiener with a special prize!