pulling a fast one on Lucifer

now this doesn't happen everyday, but last night i got done doing a show and afterwards Satan came up to me. and looked me right in the eyes and said, "i own your soul!"

i replied with, "Ha! that's impossible. my soul is owned by a married woman who lives in Maine and she probably uses it to watch over her kids!"

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you see, i meet a girl in college and i thought i was in love

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but Ha! i outsmarted the devil. then i called my good friends Metallica and we're collaborating on hit song.