for sammy

gobble, gobble

Merry, Merry Thanksgiving everyone.

from all the ...

Pilgrims,


Indians,


Construction Workers,


and Happy Happy, Gay Gay Faeries!

t-shirt logic

not to get serious on all three of you. but ...

i really like living and the whole life thing in general. i love it when things are going great and i actually do have apart of me that is happy when things are going bad.

lately it's been pretty fucking bad.

i know that i will learn from all this and blah, blah, blah.

sometimes, i think life is making me bitter.

*don't worry Spectacular. this has nothing to do with you boys or what we're up to. this shitty shit has been a bit more personal in base. in fact, the Pretty Okay Ho-hum Spectacular on Ice! is the best thing in my life now, for reals.

*sigh*

NNNooooooooooooo!!!

as lame as this is, my playstation2 just died. no more escape from my real life. no more delving into the alternative lives of skateboarders, gang-bangers, alien life forms, or zombie hunters.

oh woah is me. i can't even watch DVDs anymore.

*sigh*

i guess i'll just watch "The Real McCoy" on telemundo. starring val kilmer and kim basinger.

if a woman

if you were ever curious what dear old chad fogland would look like if he were a woman, then ponder no more.

here it is:




and then there's me with my aunt flo.


hey- these are the things you're missing if you're not attending The Pretty Okay Ho-hum Spectacular on Ice! last week it was ladies' night!


Spectacular on Ice! is every sunday and it's different everytime. every week is a NEW show with NEW things to see.

i do it with these yahoos:

Danforth France, me, Josh Fadem, and Pat Healy.

you gots to check it out! it's FREE!

it burns

sure, sure.

it sucks the day when a girlfriend or boyfriend tells you, "let's be friends"

it also sucks the day when you realize a best friend has become nothing more than "an acquaintance."

but worse of all, it sucks when a delicious peice of chocolate cake becomes "an iron left on over night."

sleepwalking can be real bitch!

Neener, Neener

i'm famous for being bad. it's a fact.

check this out:
http://www.artisticterrorism.com/prince.htm

i think this prince fellow makes a valid point, i should spend more time fixing my site and getting up to code. just been busy lately. sorry about that.

but also, i think princey doesn't really get it. perhaps a little over his head? and also, a good review probably, wouldn't attack the person by asking where this guy gets his friends.

in other words, Neener, Neener, Big Fat Wiener! Fart on You, JerkFace!!