Gasp! It finally happened!

http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/Road_signs_warn_of_zombies

Lone Wolf Ep. 6 : Once You Go Wolf, You Never Go Back

Tab Wilson drowns his sorrows after letting The Lone Wolf get away.

Guest Starring: Andie Bolt, Josh Fadem, Davey Johnson & Harrison Brown

Lone Wolf Ep. 5 : This is Your Brain on Wolf

A Very Special "Lone Wolf": The Lone Wolf stops Mothball from doing drugs!

Guest Starring: Matt Manser, Erin McGathy & Jeff Sloniker

Featuring: Brandon Burkhart, Aaron Albertstein & Ron Babcock

Getting Optically Illusional

Next TUESDAY, February 3rd, please come to my show!

The Optically Illusional Chad Fogland

CHAD FOGLAND presents a whirlwind adventure through mind and space featuring singing, dancing, love, mystery, old west gun battles and lots of pants!

This is the LAST SHOW for the Winter and maybe for all time?!?!

Opening Act: Andy Forsburg from Nebraska

Written by and Starring: Chad Fogland

Featuring: Amanda Sitko, Ryan Perez, Curtis Rainsberry, Joe Hartzler, Emily Maya Mills & Nathan Barnatt

Surprise GUESTS!

Directed by: Ron Lynch

Original Music by Brian Demski

Tuesday February 3rd -- 8PM
The Steve Allen Theater
4773 Hollywood Blvd.

http://www.steveallentheater.com/fogland

Gift from The East

A NEW Toy out of Japan! Thanks to Kevin Pedersen for this!




See more here: http://gamu-toys.info/sonota/sw/obama/obama.html

Lone Wolf Ep. 4 : The Boy Who Cried Wolf

The Lone Wolf and Mothball take jobs at an orphanage which needs saving from foreclosure.

Guest Starring: Artemis Pebdani, Johnny Pemberton and Matt Braunger!

Featuring Danforth France and Nic Wegener.

My Best Wishes to Obama & the USA

I am very happy to have our new president. Things in our country are pretty rough and its not going to be anytime soon that things get 100% better, but I have more faith in Obama than I have had in many of the presidents during my short time here on earth.

All my best wishes to Obama and the future of The United States. You are my favorite!

And now, what better way to celebrate than with a classic, Celebration Song



and the Lyrics, just in case you're curious!

Hotel Rwanda for Dogs

I was so happy to hear that Don Cheadle is in the new hit movie, "Hotel for Dogs" because that can only mean one thing! ... A sequel entitled "Hotel Rwanda for Dogs"!

Lone Wolf Suspected of working on the internet as a Mild -Mannered Web Series!

Bennie Arthur created a web series called "The Lone Wolf".  He was commissioned to make a full series for it and thus, he did so.  I play Tab Wilson, the investigative reporter hot on Lone Wolf's trail.  But as we made the episodes, I found myself co-writing, co-producing and directing as well!  Very exciting!

Well, the time has come and "The Lone Wolf" web series has arrived!  Below are the first three episodes on YouTube, but one can also find Lone Wolf on Break, Myspace, Daily Motion and VERY SOON Hulu!  

NEW Episodes every Tuesday and Thursday!

I hope you enjoy them as much as Bennie and I did making them.

In addition to sending me what Xmas gifts I couldn't fit in my bag when I left to come back to LA, my parents added the following.  Yes, it IS a book with full color pictures and a DVD!

In a matter of weeks, I'll be able to help any cat suffering from following:

Abrasions

Allergies

Birthing Emergencies (Dystocia)

Bone Dislocation

Broken Back/Neck

Burns

Car Accident

Choking

Dehydration

Electric Shock (ie: Electric Cord Bites)

Fading Kitten Syndrome

Fever

Fishhook Injuries

Frostbite

Gunshot Wounds

Nosebleeds

Poisoning

Rectal Prolapse

Smoke Inhalation

Strangulation

Tail Swelling/Injury

Venomous Bites and Sting (ie: Snakes, Scorpions and Toads)

and the ever popular Anal Sac Swelling

Yes sir!  I'll be a Kitty Mother, Jugs and Speed!

Well, I got 120 pages to read and a DVD to watch.  I wish I was kidding, but I seriously want to be certified in Cat First Aid and CPR.  And just think, it will look great on a resume!

Happy Jan 13th!

Picture Pages

This is your world at the start of 2009!

With the long awaited release of their newest album, the piece of crap, "Chinese Democracy", I find a very fitting  example of the career of Guns N' Roses today: an old junked pinball machine from the early 90's on the side of the road in Hollywood.  Perfect!

With all the problems our country faces in the years to come, its good to know we are smart and can prosper.  Yes, with the upcoming swearing in of our first black president, how can anyone resist a "Commerative Obama Water"?  And yes, commemorative is spelled incorrectly.  Perfect!

Veruca and the Balloon

Preparing for my show tomorrow night, I was packing some balloons and I realized that my cat, Veruca has never seen a balloon.  So, I blew a little one up and placed it on the counter.

She ignored it for about twenty minutes, but I could tell she was interested.  She slowly mored closer to the balloon, trying not to seemed interested.  But curiosity got the better hold of her and she started to stare at it, then sniff it.  Slowly she started to bat at the balloon.  Now, if you know my cat, you know one thing in particular about her and that is, she keeps her claws very sharp.  This is when I started to worry.  I started to think maybe I was watching the old adage of "Curiosity Killed the Cat" come to life right before my eyes!  I pictured her popping the balloon and it causes her to be rather frightened.  As I thought this, the balloon rolled off the counter and onto the floor.  Veruca slinked after and then laid down next to it and just stared at it for a half an hour.  

Then nothing.  She got up looked at me and meowed as if to say, "You're an idiot.  I'm not stupid enough to mess with this stupid thing."

I got up popped the balloon and Veruca yawned.  Guess my cat is just way cooler than me.