time for tea (a true story)

and now for a little story from London, UK:

there were once two boys from america.
chad


and dave


they won a FREE trip to London, England. thus, they went.



chad got himself a stand-up gig. dave got himself bitten by a wild dog.


chad did his performance. it was weird, but at least no one heckled and by the end, they were laughing. "that wacky american. he's right silly, he is."



dave turned into a werewolf and eat some english people.



the next day, chad and dave saw the Westminster Abbey.



time for tea.


then dave and chad see Paraliment.


and then the two americans happen upon an english horse show or something.


"oh no! look out, chad!"


"huh?" SFX: squisssh. "oh."


"egads, that's rightfully bad!"


well, it's getting late. back on the tube for quick return to the hotel.




oh no, another full moon. another decapitation.


the next day, the boys go on search of more sites of London. dave finds a familuar face.


but where's that flipping Big Ben?!


"never mind that stupid clock, look i found Buckingham Palace."


they act fast and get thier picture taken with it. ut-oh, maybe a little too fast.


another one is taken. "man, that's one crazy White House!"


time for tea.


whoa! chad is magically transported back in time. "hello, king louie."


dave askes some friendly bobbies if they can help him find his friend. "no."


luckily the boys find each other in a museam!


time for tea.


that night there is no full moom, so dave and chad go and see the Tower of London Bridge.


the next day, dave wakes up to some surprising news.


chad starts off the day by drinking a pint and smoking a cigar.


dave eats his fish and chips. "newspapers can be wrong, right?" "dunno."


the guys wonder around London aimlessly. "we don't need a map."


"where are we?" a question commanly asked.


nevermind that, it's tea time!


that night, the boys take in some culture and see Jerry Springer: The Opera.


one last tea time!


and with that...

dave joined the bobbies.


and chad was murdered by hitler.


the end.

thank you Scream Play.