almost revenge of the nerds

so last night was the airing of "scream play" featuring my best friend, david johnson, and myself, chad fogland. if you missed it, fret not. i believe the E! channel plans on airing it a few times a day until this sunday. sunday will be the next show in the line-up.

anywhoos, it was pretty neat. i think dave and i did a fine job bareing our bright white skin while swimming with 50,000 leaches. (truth be told: those weren't the blood sucking kind of leaches. they did find they're way into many of the crevases of the contestants. dave returned to the hotel that night and found five new friends. lucky of me, i only had two friends and they were in my swimsuit's pockets only.) but i thought it was great how the editing of the show really envolked the nerdness/geekdom of dave and i. you might think that dave and i would have sour feelings towards the new zelander and little annie, our defeators, but we don't. in all honesty, they are really cool people and they told us that they'd take us out to eat with thier winnings. ...if they don't, then i will hate them. if they do, i'm ordering the lobster/steak/shimp/baked alaska plate cooked on a fire made from historic civil war bonds and served on a solid gold plate with $100 bill garishings. Then a monkey shall dance for my amusment. why the monkey? well don't tell anyone, but i'm going to say that i can only eat if there is a monkey dancing. (giggling like a little girl)

if anything, we did win a trip to london. i'm very excited about that. plus, i plan on documenting the trip because of my own vainity. perhaps i'll put it up on the site?